• so I got this text on my way home..
  • Unknown US Number: Dear ___ ___ (my full name), it was verified that you owe our company the amount of US$150. For more information, please reply to this message. Regards, American Eagle Outfitters.
  • Me: *blink*
  • Me: *whimper*
  • Me: What?! I don't even have credit with you guys.
  • Unknown US Number: Please provide us with your current address so we can send you your credit card bill.
  • Me: AOPSDJFAPOSDJFPOJI But it's international! Why wasn't I aware of this?! *provides address*
  • Me: *hyperventilates*
  • Me: *goes through bank statements*
  • - 10 minutes later -
  • Unknown US Number: LOL I can't keep it up anymore, it's Victor. :) I downloaded that app that fakes your number.. haha I'm sorryyyy! :D
  • Me: ...